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Major Neil · Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:41 pm Post subject:

the sensation of pain is recieved by the brain via a chain of post it notes reminding it to react
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Neil is wondering why he has woken up to find he is being drawn naked by a group of sixth form students!

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:20 pm Post subject:

this years foot ball will be held the thursday after the ugly bug ball.

Dave · Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:54 pm Post subject:

I have a volcano under my bed

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:30 am Post subject:

(i thought it was on top)

un-nudity is un-un-illigal in torquay.

Dave · Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:39 pm Post subject:

There are no cats in America

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:21 pm Post subject:

there are more big cats in the band texas than there are in the song africa by the band europe.

Dave · Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:08 pm Post subject:

You ain't nothing but a hound dog

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:15 pm Post subject:

blue suade shoes come from blue cows

J4K1NATOR · Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:58 pm Post subject:

Diamonds bitch about their friends behind their backs

Dave · Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:37 pm Post subject:

The real name of elbows is 'arm-knees'

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:22 pm Post subject:

the film taxi driver is based on the real life events of nelsons coloum.

Dave · Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:56 pm Post subject:

There is no number that divides by five

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:22 pm Post subject:

what about... oh no your right.

guitars derive there name from the word gui, the suit worn by martial artists, and tar, the sticky black stuff on account of the 2 main ingredients of a guitar.

Dave · Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:23 pm Post subject:

The Rubik's Cube is so difficult because it makes you colour blind when you play with it.

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:18 pm Post subject:

jason stathom is 400% beef