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Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:04 pm Post subject:

holly grows on oak trees

Dave · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:43 am Post subject:

The Hollywood sign originally said Holly Oaks but was later changed after Simon Cowell noticed the error on his ninth honeymoon

Major Neil · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:48 pm Post subject:

the word staple comes from the Latin Staplicticus which translates as "to stick paper together with a small metal half square"
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Neil is wondering why he has woken up to find he is being drawn naked by a group of sixth form students!

Dave · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:09 pm Post subject:

Curly Wurlies were originally used as ladders for mice

Major Neil · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:55 am Post subject:

the wall clock runs entirely on gravity
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Neil is wondering why he has woken up to find he is being drawn naked by a group of sixth form students!

Dave · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:05 pm Post subject:

And wall calendars just shed their months like leaves. Nobody actually changes it

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:58 pm Post subject:

police wear high visibility jackets to draw attention to there lovely warm jackets.

Dave · Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:51 pm Post subject:

Dreadlocks are powered by coal

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:55 am Post subject:

seal likes to hide heidi clum

Dave · Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:13 pm Post subject:

When first designed, the internet faced inwards into the middle of the monitor before Neville Chamberlain thought that it would maybe work better if it faced the person using it.

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:40 pm Post subject:

top gear is so called because of the top cloths they wear

Major Neil · Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:31 pm Post subject:

drugs are actually good for you. get your five a day!!
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Neil is wondering why he has woken up to find he is being drawn naked by a group of sixth form students!

Dave · Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:43 pm Post subject:

Christopher Lee is plugged into the wall

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:11 pm Post subject:

vincent price works off batteries

Dave · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:33 pm Post subject:

The opposite of good is bread