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Scratch-n-sniff · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:40 pm Post subject:

Natural born killers would win you back round, as well as listening to a bit of juliette and the licks whilst watching porn

Have you noticed recently you cant release a mainstream movie without a parody to match. i.e Meet the spartans, Epic movie, and soon a spoof on superhereo movies, im sure its called Superheroe Movie but look out for it anyway, its the only one that looks good.

Make sure you look out for Tropic Thunder out this year, it looks brilliant!!! Very Happy

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Elgi the Woo · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:22 pm Post subject:

jamie · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:41 am Post subject:

the noose is not enough.

if you want to feel pain, and i mean really FEEL it, go see meet the spartans. i'm usually a sucker for shitty american comedies but this was far beyond my usual shit threshold. i sat through big moma's house 2 savouring every martin lawrence minute, i masturbated in the back row to music and lyrics and i actually own you, me and dupree. this, however, was utterly insipid even by those standards. there was absolutely nothing good about it. although i guess i knew that before i went to see it. worse than date movie.

Dave · Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:48 pm Post subject:

IRON MAN

Gud
- Makes you want a flying doom suit
- Robert Downey Jr is great and without him the film would be forgettable
- Gets Black Sabbath stuck in your head

Bad
- Both his rough prototype suit and the one the baddie uses are better than his hero one
- It's yellow and red! Those colours only work on surfboards
- Gets Black Sabbath stuck in your head

7/10

Scratch-n-sniff · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:01 pm Post subject:

anyone wanna go see the new morgan spurlock movie when its out after exams???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_in_the_World_is_Osama_Bin_Laden%3F
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Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:47 am Post subject:

saw iron man last night. was good. i quite like his suit althouhg i prefere the mark 2 that that black fella is quite clearly going to be wearing at some point in the next film.

Dave · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 3:59 pm Post subject:

If I ever made a superhero film, I'd drop heaps of massive clues to a sequel...and then not make one- just for the hell of it

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:21 pm Post subject:

you wiley fox dave

jamie · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:58 am Post subject:

iron man was poo but it will seem as good as jurassic park when i go to see forgetting sarah marshall later. or speed racer. either way.

i feel i should have some sort of childhood affinity with speed racer or is this just because of the t-shirt in pulp fiction???
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Major Neil · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 1:41 pm Post subject:

why are you going to see all these shit films? I am guessing there is a girlfriend choosing the films to watch or you have an obsessive compulsion to popcorn?!
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Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:15 pm Post subject:

i used to watch speed racer as a kid. and iron man but there seem to be very few others who remember such things.

jamie · Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:12 am Post subject:

speed racer was awful. the whole thing was like an LSD abortion. worse still, john goodman gets to do bulletspeed fighting. i don't remember speed racer on british tv at all but if it was anything like this movie it should come with an epilepsy warning. but i do remember the iron man cartoon and how crap the mandarin was as a nemesis.

usually i love watching shitty films but lately they've just been abysmal. i pine for the days of big momma's house 2 and wild hogs. it seems all hope for mainstream cinema lies with the dark knight.
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Gibbo · Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 2:25 pm Post subject:

Louis · Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 8:14 pm Post subject:

Saw indiana Jones 4 last week.

Great entertaining film, and full of action. A little slow to start, but it picked up. Ending I didnt expect. But nonetheless a great film.

8.5/10

Louis · Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 8:17 pm Post subject:

Watched St Trinians on Thursday. Film was ok, plot ok, reasonably funny. Loadsa great references to colin firth films which were very funny. Russell Brand was good, but not really in it enough which was a bit disappointing. Russell Brand, Gemma Arterton and Rupert Everett were the standout performances.

decent film, but could have been a lot better methinks 6/10