http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7856121.stm We barely escaped with our lives!! _________________ I was lying in a burned out basement
With the full moon in my eye
I was hoping for replacement
When the sun burst through the sky
Imagine having a daughter who's three yet you're still not allowed to buy a lottery ticket. That kid is going to grow up thinking things like getting a driver's license or smoking are things reserved only for the maturest of adults.
if i were thirteen i would call him a pimp and high 5 him for a. having sex with a 15yr old and b. being man enough to get someone up the duff. but from my experienced view 9 years later i think he's a tit and should be sterilised and her.
what the 2753 was she thinking she was going to do to ruin them?
and why is she surprised that one of the worlds most serious political bands dont like the latest disney sponsered teen sex symbol fake plastic daughter of a rich country singer.
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:00 pm Post subject:
David Jason in racist shock horror.
Some people have said it is racist because it implies Pakistani people are all cloakroom attendents. They haven't really grasped the joke really have they??!! _________________ Neil is wondering why he has woken up to find he is being drawn naked by a group of sixth form students!
one of the bands who we beat in the rockstar competition:
from the liverpool echo
LIVERPOOL band Sound of Guns found themselves surrounded by armed police after being mistaken for gangsters.
The lads were getting ready for a gig in Wakefield, Yorkshire, when they went out to watch the England v Slovakia game in a local pub.
At around 7pm they left to go back to their van when they found themselves surrounded by dozens of police, including armed response officers with guns.
Band manager Paul Finley said: “When we went back to the van it was surrounded by about four or five police cars and the road was blocked at both ends.
“There must have been 30 of them including armed police.
“The police shouted to us to get out with our hands up. It was pretty terrifying to be honest. Apparently they’d had a report of a load of Scouse lads talking about guns.
“We told then the name of the band and wondered if it had something to do with that. They were laughing then but said they still had to go through the motions.”
The band members were searched and made to look into a CCTV camera before police allowed them on their way. They played their gig on time.
Paul, from Aigburth, said: “Some of the police saw the funny side and asked what time were playing so we put them on the guest list and they turned up later with their boots still on.”
A West Yorkshire Police spokeswoman said: “We were called at 6.25pm on Saturday by a man who reported seeing another man with what was believed to be a hand gun in Wakefield city centre.
“A full search was carried out which included a group of men in the area. They weren’t involved. It proved to be a false alarm with good intent.”
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:08 am Post subject:
Did you hear that the 13 year old dad was found to not be the father after all? A bunch of older lads came forward and said they'd slept with the mother too so he was given a paternity test and it came back negative.
It was bloody obvious this would happen, his voice hadn't even broken!
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