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Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:28 pm Post subject:

teletubby was the code name for the plot to kill hitler

Dave · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:50 am Post subject:

Liam can hear umbrellas' thoughts

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:15 pm Post subject:

dave can fit through a pipe the sise of a tennis ball.

Major Neil · Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:07 am Post subject:

plumbers are so called because they work their plums off.
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Neil is wondering why he has woken up to find he is being drawn naked by a group of sixth form students!

EmmersoN · Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:04 am Post subject:

Neil succeeded in understanding the subject of this thread
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"Rohypnol for lunch
Rohypnol for tea
Rohypnol for conor when he's staying with me"

Dave · Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:09 pm Post subject:

Emmerson's profile pic is based on The Birth of Venus by Botticelli

Major Neil · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:45 am Post subject:

Dave didn't write after emmerson who in turn incorrectly pointed out the errors in my ways.
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Neil is wondering why he has woken up to find he is being drawn naked by a group of sixth form students!

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:06 pm Post subject:

a v8 can do 8000 revolutions per neil

Dave · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:42 am Post subject:

Liam is unaware of coconuts

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:00 pm Post subject:

dave is has robot arms

Dave · Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:56 pm Post subject:

Liam's eyeballs are hooked up to Sky Sports

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:57 am Post subject:

dave sees all black people as equall hues

Dave · Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:14 pm Post subject:

Liam's shins are the sole responsibility of the council

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:41 pm Post subject:

dave was converted back to imperial in 1975

Dave · Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:44 pm Post subject:

Liam can change his height if and when he pleases, but only between 5ft 6 and 6ft 1