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JakeTheMasterOfDance · Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:21 pm Post subject:

How many will there be left in Battersy dogs home when I'm done?

Chicken on the statue.
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Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:08 pm Post subject:

what did the chicken cross the road to look at?

pink jelly

JakeTheMasterOfDance · Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:28 am Post subject:

What came out when I slammed a cardoor around my nob?

Kit Kat Chunkys smothed in camomile tea in the middle of the amazonian rainforest being nibbled by a tiny english house rat NOT from ratatouille.
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Scratch-n-sniff · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:18 am Post subject:

name a hugh fenrley whitingstall recipe

34/78
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That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P

Dave · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject:

What is the sexiest fraction known to man?

A British Passport

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:40 am Post subject:

what would mohammed al fied team up with the queen to kill diana for?

7 8 dance

Dave · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:08 pm Post subject:

What was the go code for D-Day?

Rupert the Bear

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:09 pm Post subject:

when 100 people were asked who is in charge of the lib dems what did they say?

circle line

Dave · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:14 pm Post subject:

What's the most dizzying thing to snort?

Mr Bean in a hat

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject:

what does dave look like in a hat?

3 - 1

Dave · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:51 pm Post subject:

5 - 3 =?

Because it had peanut butter smeared ALL over it

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject:

why was the london eye such a good idea

jailed for christmass

Dave · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:37 am Post subject:

What is Peter Sutcliffe's surprise entry into the charts called?

Larger than a ten pence piece

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:39 pm Post subject:

name one way to describe the eifel tower

his spear

J4K1NATOR · Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:14 am Post subject:

What is Russell Brand actually famous for?

crime in London