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Major Neil · Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:41 am Post subject:

when asked to define sexy in a poll of 1000 people. What percentage were blind?

toffee apples
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Dave · Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:36 am Post subject:

When asked to define sexy, what did the odder end of the spectrum answer with?

With a secret camera hidden in a shoe

JakeTheMasterOfDance · Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:52 am Post subject:

How will the American army find Osamas hideout?

because green hubba bubba bubble gum was used to seal the gap in space + time.
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Scratch-n-sniff · Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:16 pm Post subject:

how did the time traveller mak the quantum jump?

totally wrong decision
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Dave · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:49 pm Post subject:

What else could you call my idea to eat razor blades?

His own feet were to blame

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:22 am Post subject:

he walked off a cliff but what did it say on his death certificate?

the antiques roadshow

Scratch-n-sniff · Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:51 pm Post subject:

name a tv show that contains a celebrity that That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P has had dinner with...

45%
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Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:07 am Post subject:

how true was sams last statement?

anna nicole smith

Dave · Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:34 am Post subject:

Who won the first Pulitzer Prize?

A pound coin

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:53 pm Post subject:

what is sound round and on the ground?

ham and eggs

Dave · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:18 am Post subject:

What is the Cockney Literal Slang for "ham and eggs"?

A hooligan!

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:47 pm Post subject:

what does pete townsend want for christmass

live yogurt

Scratch-n-sniff · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:48 pm Post subject:

how do you make pudding more exciting?

disco-phobia
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Elgi the Woo · Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:12 pm Post subject:

What is the reason for the fact that when we go out we never go to an proper club anymore?

Saucissons

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject:

what is a word you cant say if you have a lisp?

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