what happens?

Azzar · what happens?

If you just eat crisps?

Gibbo

Let's let Charlie Brooker answer this one:

'Fancy some crisps? Don't scoff bog-standard Walkers; indulge in some hand-cooked balsamic and sea salt Kettle Chips instead. You'll still end up fat as a whale, but at least you'll have taken the posh route'

Dave

What happens if you don't pick the soap up in a prison shower?

Liam, Major Major drummer

it eventually wears away and you get bummed

Dave

Based on a heated debate we had in the pub last night I simply have to ask this question and if anyone comes up with an answer and some scientific knowledge to back it up, I will buy them a Toblerone

Say you could pull out your eyeballs but have them connected to your brain so you could still see...what would you see if you faced the two eyeballs towards each other?

J4K1NATOR

Wouldn't it be much like looking onto a grotesque mirror with one eye shut, but somehow open. I wonder what would happen to you peripheral/profiterole vision considering the fact that the brain conjoins the two images that your eyes give and then some sporadic nonsense I can't explain?

Maybe you'd see the pit of infinity.

I've blown my chances of getting a toblerone, time for Mr Science's turn.

Dave

We came to the conclusion that since your left eye is looking at your right and vice versa, the two images would blend, and since eyes are a nice round shape, they would blend into basically one giant eyeball

I'll just rub it and see.....AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!!

Major Neil

nah you would see two eyballs but because they look a bit similar the two backgrounds, which are different would blur together

Dave

It'd be like drawing two circles on pieces of tracing paper then putting one perfectly on top of the other

Ergo- one eyeball with blended backgrounds

Not two separate ones

Elgi the Woo

This hypothesis has upset me immeasurably.

Liam, Major Major drummer

laugh out loud
i dont think it would happen like dave says. i think our brains would just cope. for instance some chamelions have eyes that can look in different directions independently and they dont spend all of their time freaking out about it on the internet.

Liam, Major Major drummer

what happens when you doubble post on the forum?

Gibbo

You die in seven days

What actually happens when you divide by zero? Why doesn't it work?

Major Neil

If you take the sum 10/1= 10

and then keep on making the bottom integer smaller and smaller so

10/0.5= 20
10/0.25=40
10/0.0025=4000

You will see that the answer gets bigger and bigger as the bottom integer approaches zero. This answer will get bigger and therefore closer to infinity as the bottom integer gets smaller so..

we say when the bottom integer is zero, the answer will be infinity!

Calculators cannot handle infinity so it comes up with an error.

Liam, Major Major drummer

wow

EmmersoN

Liam, Major Major drummer

ha ha ha ha
were propper geeks now

Dave

I thought it was a bit simpler than all that. Surely zero is just the complete lack of a number- therefore there isn't anything to even let the sum begin. It's like saying why can't I climb a mountain that doesn't exist

Major Neil

Dave

What happens if you bounce a spacehopper on a trampoline?

Liam, Major Major drummer

its almost as bad as when you put google in to google