Major Neil
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The Paint Awards 2007!Greetings bored people!
Over the last few weeks in work I have noticed boredom is a common occurence in life and crudely copied and pasted pictures such as Sams hilarious chicken one appear through the wonderment that is Microsoft Paint.
As we are all people with time on our hands I thought I would dedicate a thread to members of the forum putting up their Paint masterpieces!!
By June 1st people should have made some pictures and then we can have an awards ceremony on the forum where we vote on the best one!!
Rules>>
1rd rule ..there are no rules
2rd rule.. you must use microsoft paint and no other fancy software what so ever.
3rd rule.. they dont have to be good, the cruder the better
4rd rule.. 1st rule should be dismissed
Subject matter can be anything... so get drawing!!
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EmmersoN
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damn it so i cant enter my wonder picture of That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P/the michealin man?
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Major Neil
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dunno i dont make the rules.. wait ..i do!! errrm it was damn good! thought it was done in paint!!? lets make the rule only in paint.
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Major Neil
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here is my first entry inspired by that damn good biker tache that That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P had!! oh and he has the body of a small child for comical effect!....enjoy!!
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EmmersoN
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| Major Neil wrote: | | dunno i dont make the rules.. wait ..i do!! errrm it was damn good! thought it was done in paint!!? lets make the rule only in paint. |
Nah it wasn't done in paint! It was fireworks!  ... I could of done it in paint but it would of taken like two hours!
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Major Neil
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all apart of the fun, my one took fucking ages. paint only from now on!
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Scratch-n-sniff
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thats fucking amazing!!!!!!
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EmmersoN
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| Major Neil wrote: | | all apart of the fun, my one took fucking ages. paint only from now on! |
But I'm not a public sector employee desperately looking for something to fill up my days with! But yeah that picture is great!
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Major Neil
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there is no reason behind this one!! i like the way its shabbyness and shitness reflects the unbelievable boredom of the artist!!
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Dave
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It's the film I've always wanted to make
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Louis
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bit of an old one but anyway
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Scratch-n-sniff
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took me half an hour so better enjoy it
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EmmersoN
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HAHAHA thats the best thing ever
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Louis
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haha it is!!
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Major Neil
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genius That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P!! genius!!!!!*puts index finger on forehead* GEEEEENIUS!!!
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Major Neil
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mother: "That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P don't pull stupid faces because when the wind changes you will stick like that, and blow away like a balloon!"
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Scratch-n-sniff
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Oh my god I've got a comb-over!
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Major Neil
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Major Neil
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This is why we call him the Macker!This is why we call him the Macker!
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Scratch-n-sniff
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are you really doing all these things at work???
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Dave
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| Monty Pythons biggest Fan!! wrote: | took me half an hour so better enjoy it
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I can't see that one which is pissing me off cos people are praising it
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Dave
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Louis' real motives uncovered
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Scratch-n-sniff
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Do it dave!
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Dave
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Why can't I see your pictures? Use photobucket or something
(I know it's bestiality-related though)
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Scratch-n-sniff
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its hosted by yahoo so it might be summet to do with that, wats ur inet explorer? u on a mac or nefin?
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EmmersoN
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I've imageshack'ed them:
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Dave
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Oh this is a vendetta now
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Dave
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Louis
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these are great 
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Major Neil
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| Monty Pythons biggest Fan!! wrote: | | are you really doing all these things at work??? |
believe it or not, yes I am!! theres been a lot of hiding and minimising with that james one though!!I would have almost definitely been known as "gay neil" or "n eil, he one who takes it" for the rest of my time in the home office!!
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Major Neil
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As well as being the drummer in Liverpool based quartet Major Major Liam Dobie also has a successful acting career. Over the years he has had acting roles in tv shows such as Brookside... and more recently Life on Mars.However his sex and drug fueled career started out starring next to June Brown (tv's Dot Cotton) in popular 90's computer puzzle game "Funny Faces"...
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Scratch-n-sniff
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| Dave wrote: | Oh this is a vendetta now
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This is great
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Major Neil
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This years best seller!!
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Scratch-n-sniff
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Major Neil
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Louis' reunion with his long lost half brother was a happy occasion!
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Scratch-n-sniff
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The background on that one looks like a rush job
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Dave
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Ooh get you Mr Critic
How do you make things black and white Neil?
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Louis
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Louis
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oh bollocks, ive spelt attackers wrong
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Scratch-n-sniff
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lmao
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Dave
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I'm making a poster out of this one, to hell with how camp we all look
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Scratch-n-sniff
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this was a rush job cus im busy
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Scratch-n-sniff
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another rush one. I'm sure when this was taken you probably werent dancing like prats but the image implies it, it makes me laugh and laugh anyway
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Dave
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LIVERPOOL OF THE FUTURE!
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Major Neil
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i assume dave you mean greyscale? admittedly i used word to make the images greyscale and then put into paint!! :O i should think this should be allowed as i did spend ages looking for a greyscale thing in paint but it only had black and white!
yer looking at that louis panda one, i didnt realise i did it that bad. the lighting was dim in the office, ah well the funnyness is still there!
LIVERPOOL OF THE FUTURE = BRILLIANT HAHA
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Scratch-n-sniff
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That's cheating, those photos should be disregarded
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Major Neil
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whatever
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EmmersoN
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you make up the rules! Tell him to go die!
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Major Neil
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haha go die!!
lets modify it, if you wanna do summat greyscale then you can do it in word or whatever you like because paint cant handle it! but all hilarious cutting and modifying should be done in paint.
THERE!
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Scratch-n-sniff
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well well some one changin.......urgh! dead!
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EmmersoN
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im too lazy to do something new... i did find this when i was looking around on my computer tho... I can't remember why I did it but it was justified at the time... hayls never comes on the forum anymore so I think I'm safe to post it... (if you dont hear from me for a few days then assume I have been killed)
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Scratch-n-sniff
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which part is the cow and which part is hayls? helooooo!!!
ill be dead too
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Scratch-n-sniff
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I'll be flicking my bean over this one tonight!
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Major Neil
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| Monty Pythons biggest Fan!! wrote: |
I'll be flicking my bean over this one tonight! |
that's the worst thing I have ever heard you say!!
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Scratch-n-sniff
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| Major Neil wrote: | | Monty Pythons biggest Fan!! wrote: |
I'll be flicking my bean over this one tonight! |
that's the worst thing I have ever heard you say!! |
louis whispered something in my ear on friday night involving a lion bar and his rectum that was equally disturbing
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Louis
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Major Neil
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Scratch-n-sniff
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hahahahahahahaha
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Dave
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What happened to this thread? I would make a picture but I'm too busy trying to post on every thread in the entire forum
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Scratch-n-sniff
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neil got caught at work
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EmmersoN
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oh-aye
(god this post was pointless)
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Scratch-n-sniff
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aye
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Dave
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