The Voice of Depression
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The Discussion of who I amI need to talk to somebody.
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Gibbo
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I hear the Samaritans are good for depressed people.
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Conor Major Major
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How can you tell he is depressed?
How can you tell he is a he?
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Gibbo
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Who really cares?
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Dave
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The good people at Wristbuster Razor Blades Ltd, they make millions from people like the Voice of Percussion............er I meant Depression
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Elgi the Woo
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That's not very nice.
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Elgi the Woo
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If he really was depressed, you wouldn't care would you? You big bunch of bastards!
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James
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If he really was depressed, he probably wouldn't express it on a forum!
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Dave
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Bloody hell, now we're all depressed, this is so boring to talk about, where's my paracetamol?
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Liam, Major Major drummer
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next to your gin
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Gibbo
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If he was really depressed the chances are he wouldn't have it as his screenname, which screams eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmooooooooo!
Besides, I told him to go to the Samaritans, which is the best advice you can give depressed people. And ALSO he's the Voice of Depression, it doesn't actually say he's depressed, just that he speaks on behalf of depression.
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Dave
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I was going to change my name to the Voice of Apathy but I couldn't be bothered
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StinkyP
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I reckon it's hayls.
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Conor Major Major
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For somone who is a voice we've not heard him speak at all
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hayls
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| StinkyP wrote: | | I reckon it's hayls. |
wot makes you think its me???? i havnt been on all week coz of startin soddin uni.....weirdos keep talkin to me and i dont like it! lol! not that im antisocial or anything!
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Gibbo
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By "weirdos" do you mean "fellow freshers"? 
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hayls
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haha well yeah......altho not all of them are weird,....just the ones who talk to me.......i dnt like weirdos........ 
it gets on my nerves the way everyone is bein so over the top friendly when they dont even know you.....lmao!
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Dave
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"Wow you have two legs!, I have two legs! We should be bestest buddies!"
Get away from me
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hayls
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hahahahahahahaha 
yeah that about sums it up
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Gibbo
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Every Freshers Week Conversation:
1) Hey!
2) What's your name?
3) Where'd you come from?
4) What are you studying?
5) Sle.ep/Arse raping session with me?
6) OK, bye
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EmmersoN
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| Gibbo wrote: | Every Freshers Week Conversation:
1) Hey!
2) What's your name?
3) Where'd you come from?
4) What are you studying?
5) arse raping session with me?
6) OK, bye |
Maybe thats what its like at oxford!
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Major Neil
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hahahahahahaha!!!
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Dave
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Hahaha brilliant, I love the way it's been called a 'session'
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Conor Major Major
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Good old admin
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EmmersoN
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 conor on the forum! on a saturday!? Internet connection arrived then?
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Gibbo
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Hahahaha that is the BEST hidden word
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Louis
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gibbo is gutted really 
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Conor Major Major
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I think he meant to write it
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EmmersoN
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Yeah i dont think there is a forbidden word there at all!
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Gibbo
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In that case you should write about how much you like a good sle.ep
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