Royal Blackmail?!

Major Neil · Royal Blackmail?!

Does anyone know who it actually is they are talking about? It has been leaked on t'internet on forums and the likes but this is the only forum I'm on. I am not that arsed coz am guessing it won't be the queen ballsucking her corgis but people in my office want to know.. help?

Louis

its someone lower down the line ive read, probably some nobody.

Dave

It's me, technically I'm the one billionth person in line to the throne and I was caught ballsucking corgis

I also like the pun about ROYAL (black) MAIL

Scratch-n-sniff

OMG it's David Linley!!!!

http://www.repubblica.it/2007/10/...attato/il-visconte-ricattato.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Armstrong-Jones,_Viscount_Linley

Scratch-n-sniff

I love how the royal family is more inbred than a bunch of hill billies. The Duke of Edinburgh is 477th in line for the thrown, despite the fact hes king already Confused

, and i cannot believe they are able to work this stuff out for such a long list!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line_of_succession_to_the_British_throne

Gibbo

Well they are stupidly inbred, but it's still true, Prince Philip isn't the king. He's just married to the Queen - if she dies it doesn't go to him but instead to her kids. He only gets his grubby mitts on it if the other 476 die too. By rights he shouldn't be in line at all but they're so inbred...

Also, what is the whole royal scandal about? Completely passed me by.

Dave

Bloody hell imagine being the one thousand, two hundred and eighty-ninth person in line to the British throne! (Franziska Wassmann (b. 1989), daughter of Countess Friederike-Christiane of Castell-Castell apparently)

It wouldn't be worth it really unless some spectacular disaster happens to the other swarm of toffs