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Liam, Major Major drummer · Podcast

hello my jovial fellows.
major major did a podcast today in rehersal
emmerson will soon be posting it some where \/here\/
give it a listen. its only the first (of a planned manny) so they should get better and more plannd as we go on.

Louis

haha, i hope its not a rehash of "other" podcasts i f yo know what i mean Wink

EmmersoN

There you go bitches

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer...ownload&ufid=13D07C65432D0375

EmmersoN

This will very shortly be obtainable directly via itunes! just like a real podcast!! and yes i spent the last 40 minutes of my life figuring out how to do that!

Dave

Haha, so far it is chock-full of fuzzy entertainment, maybe one day when you get a microphone then I'll be able to hear everything you say and the chortling will commence

Smerch...........ooh what a giveaway!

EmmersoN

So yes iTunes is taking a while to "approve" the podcast.

So just go to Advanced -> Subscribe to Podcast and stick this in the box:

http://feeds.feedburner.com/MajorMajor

OR

itpc://feeds.feedburner.com/MajorMajor just click this!

Louis

yeah was very entertaining, but all get closer to the microphone Very Happy

Clarey

Speaking as a spanking new member, I think it was very amusing, and you all have nice accents!

Elgi the Woo

Did James get eaten shortly before broadcast? Where was he?

EmmersoN

He was getting his tooth fixed I believe

Conor Major Major

Well I'm glad you enjoyed it. have you all entered the competition? The prize is beyond belief!

EmmersoN

Liam, Major Major drummer

EmmersoN

www.majormajor.co.uk/podcast/podcast1.mp3 there you go

EmmersoN

Its also updated on Itunes! (just right-click and go to update podcast!)

Louis

yeah ive subscribed, and it updates!

EmmersoN

Intersting piece of information: The Major Major Podcast has FIVE subscribers!

Louis

look out ricky gervais

Liam, Major Major drummer

were doin a new podcast soon (apparently) do any of you have any ideas for items or subjects we could talk about in it?
or does any one have a message/question for major major?
if so post it here.

Dave

You should all introduce each other, so Liam talks about James, James about Conor, Conor about Neil and Neil about Liam etc

Hopefully you will either reveal that one of you is a bed-wetter or the whole thing will break down into a punch-up, that'd be great listening

James

you gotta talk about neils youtube dirty dancin at some stage!

EmmersoN

Major Neil

Liam, Major Major drummer

Major Neil

Liam, Major Major drummer

i believe emmers has a job to do.

Conor Major Major

He's aquiring quite a back log!

Liam, Major Major drummer

what do we pay him for?

EmmersoN

Its uploading now you bastards!

Liam, Major Major drummer

thanks emmers
themers

Conor Major Major

Don't put it on the Forum, just put it on the website. OK?

EmmersoN

Its on itunes it will be on the website in about 30 mins

EmmersoN

Its on the website (and has been for a while) just so everyone knows

Conor Major Major

It's the best one so far

EmmersoN

definitely!

Major Neil

i have heard it like, and its boss, but is "episode 2" showing up for everyone on the audio page? It's not foir me, and it's weird!

EmmersoN

I've told you, its cuz you suck

Louis

its dowloadable on itunes on mine anyway

EmmersoN

what did you think of it?

Louis

it was good, after they stopped talking about food which was a bit boring really. the turk bit was hilarious

Dave

Why does Liam sound like he's inside a bucket?

Liam, Major Major drummer

i accidenatly put a bucket on my head before recording

Conor Major Major

he's in a box...hence the picture

Dave

I can't believe I actually went to the trouble of drawing a crab being attacked by a staple-gun because the podcast told me to

http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/...amp;refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1

Louis

thats brilliant

Conor Major Major

haha. Very funny

JakeTheMasterOfDance

Theres a reason people dont like me :

I hope you'll notice i titled the actual file "Ineedalife.jpg"

Yeah, I'm really bored right now, when was the last podcast released?

Dave

Haha brilliant, I feel honoured to be part of that, that's going to be my catchphrase from now on

JakeTheMasterOfDance

That's what H.I.V. said right before he caught aids.

This is where connor would make the joke about "It was a good game of hide 'n' seek."

BUT HES NOT HERE AT THE MOMENT.

Please leave a message after the beep.

Conor Major Major

That is a really good picture. we should use it for the next podcast...due soon

JakeTheMasterOfDance

Haha, thanks, it's actually not very good whatsoever. . . I don't know what else to say except

Hurry up with the next one.

Because its bold, it means you MUST do it.

I have SUCH LITTLE LIFE that I'm turning that picture into an animation later.

Need friends much? Smile

Liam, Major Major drummer

people with friends make animations.

JakeTheMasterOfDance

Your either being sarcastic.

Or implying that I have friends.

I won't stand for it.

Liam, Major Major drummer

i was implying that i have friends

i made an animation dont you know

JakeTheMasterOfDance

Ah, stopmation is not animation - It's coolmation.

Flash animation is for people who can't afford camera/lego (delete as applicable)

Liam, Major Major drummer

it didnt feel cool when i had to take 300 photos over 3 days.

JakeTheMasterOfDance

It turned out awesome though (y)

Liam, Major Major drummer

thank you

p.s.
what was the (y) about?

Gibbo

On MSN it's a thumbs up. Maybe that's it.

JakeTheMasterOfDance

Yeah it was.

Scratch-n-sniff

Major Neil

new Major Major podcast is done!! May be up tomorrow if Emmerson can be arsed!

Liam, Major Major drummer

this is tyhe longest one yet, posibly the most of topic and includes an improvised scketch, yes an improvised scketch!!!

Mathematician

Just listened to the podcast... really enjoyed the bus/traffic light story but have one other comment about the crossword story. It's shocking to think anyone would think you smug Conor and absolutely hilarious to hear you call "the kids of today" cocky. Isn't that what you start to do when you get old?

And just for comparrison (Conor in the main)... if only you could see you at 15/16/17!

Looking forward to Episode 4 in 2009!

Conor Major Major

I was a charming teen. And a joy to teach.

Scratch-n-sniff

Liam, Major Major drummer

Louis

do i really sound like that?

Conor Major Major

No. We got Charles Bronson to overdub your lines

Liam, Major Major drummer

its amazing he could do it at such short notice

loveing you penis by the way conor.
is that a good days work?

Elgi the Woo

Has my boyfriend just come out of the closet?

Liam, Major Major drummer

i ant no r-kelly stalking midget

it was hidden word madness av.atar =penis

Elgi the Woo

Tell it to the judge, mate!

Conor Major Major

Your penis is very hairy. It's face is rather cute though

JakeTheMasterOfDance

NO ONE USED MY THING THAT I SPENT MANY A MINUTE ON!

Woah when did I come back here and why?! : Oxx

Conor Major Major

You know you love it. It's wonderful by the way

JakeTheMasterOfDance

Haha, the recognition makes it all better : ) Fun podcast to listen to, i seem to be comforted by all your lovely accents.

Wow, that's abit gay.

YOU'RE ALL FAGS* AND I LIFT WEIGHTS WHILE EATING CHEESEBURGERS. I LIKE SWEAT AND MY CHEST IS HAIRY.

That's more like it : )

* You're not really.

Conor Major Major

There is now a new Major Major Podcast available (Episode 4). It's on the audio page of our website and of course...Itunes

Liam, Major Major drummer

Dave

How do I get it to just appear normally on my iPod?

Dave

Hahaha apart from the section where you shredded my dignity over a metaphorical cow custard-grater, the podcast is hilarious. I love the way you admitted that it ends extremely sadly

You need to sort the volume out, I had to keep adjusting my speakers- turning it up to listen to what Liam McSilent is whispering or turn it down so you don't get deafened by Neil's eardrum-busting mouthnoise

Dead funny though

Conor Major Major

Neil's noisey mouth is very problematic. We've been tempted to gag him at gigs, or gig him at gags...who knows

Anyway, we have episode five done and dusted now. The volume should be much better and we have a great new theme tune.

It will be on the website/itunes soon as soon as Liam sends it to Emmers who then needs to upload it. Come on guys!

Liam, Major Major drummer

its on the website but you cant listen to it yet
not sure why. emmers taught me how to upload things directly to the site and its there but emmers will have to make it work

im confused

Louis

its on itunes now

Scratch-n-sniff

was the new theme tune going a bit new rave?

Liam, Major Major drummer

its the music from a game on conors phone
erm..
that neil re created using an oboe

Dave

"I can actually play the bassoon, that's the irony there"