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| JakeTheMasterOfDance |
My spectacular band...Well, I have a 2 piece, half skit, half amazing band with my extremely talented friend.We have an array of songs. I'd like to tell you about my personal favourite. It's called. Attack of the 50 foot woman. Yes, he stole the idea from the film but hey, what do i care?! Here be the lyrics: No one knows, from where she came, but shes fifty foot tall and mental's her middle name, wild eyed and tangle haired, it's clear from the start this aint no ordinary bird... Smashes through city walls, picks up a transit van and rips off the doors, the man inside is terrified, doesn't matter now though - cos hes dead. Knocks down a house with the sweep of her hand, crushes the dog and kicks over the nan, mum and dad tr y to protect the kids but she breaks both their backs - and eats the kids... cant say we never saw it coming - its the attack - of the 50 foot woman. With the scantilly clad devistation machine, wasn't long before the army arrived on the scene, there were - UN tanks and camera crews to make sure they got it all on the BBC news. [Spoken:] Well at, that point she tried to explain that, she only wanted friends but she did so in vein, cos put yourself in the place of a terrified someone, would you stop and listen to a 50 foot woman? Fired into her eyes to blind her, hit her in the tit with an apache sidewinder, under a hail of bullets she never stood one chance, but they bombed her anyway to make sure... it was brutal it was deadly there was no use running, it's the death... of the 50 foot woman. it was brutal it was deadly there was no use running, it's the death... of the 50 foot woman. now we can all learn something from my story my ballad my tale my mimentomory, sometimes we fight, sometimes we fuss but theres a 50 foot woman inside of all of us... INTERLUDE. Now you all take care - and heed my warning - but lets not forget about... Global Warming. That would just be one of the songs i quite enjoy. We have others such as The Monster TASH (Our first and most renowned hit. Comes with flash music video.) Mr. Friendly - About a chinese pedofile. Don't listen if you're human. Underground - a first person perspective of mr friendly. Machine Washable - the Magic Peas first dance hit. Comes with video. A 14 minute jam session, includes various hits such as Love machine, paranoid, take me out and sporadic spanish improv. Knocking on heavens door, we couldn't decide whether to do the bob dylan version or the guns and roses version, so it cocks up MANY times, it's great. DOG ON THE MANTLEPIECE. Our most loved song. www.myspace.com/themagicpeas NOW, you may go on there and begin to listen to underground / 50 foot woman, but unfortunately my computer was a nobhead and when i shrunk the files to Mp3 it cut out half the songs, so you can listen but you will only get hallf of the song. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. Peace. x |