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James

Major Major website ideas

I thought would be nice idea to see any ideas for your their website

I think a lyrics page would be good
Louis

an improved biography page would be great, with proper facts!!! also the picture page should be separated into each gig
Tom

Improved biography would be good, there could be a section for each member.

The fake facts are good, although the one about Dr Shipman could be though of as ofensive.
Guest

Im on to it! spoke 2 future about this t'otherday n we thinkin of poss changin the website soon with a different layout etc.

ps Harold Shipman(fake fact?) its all true!!
Major Neil

^ was me, i cud ve swore i signed in!
Dave

Yeah a different section for each band member would be good with pictures and stuff, but to keep up the crazy antics of Major Major the photos would have to be hilariously edited photographs of you with your arms round some celebrity or taking part in some historical event
Like Forrest Gump but British and with a lower IQ
James

Majormajor spottin - a section where people post their pics and stories of when and where they met/saw major major-ians.
Major Neil

I like that!
Dave

That's pretty much what this is supposed to be isn't it? Except now its splintered off into some crazy rhyming smell forum.
James

Yeah, but a proper page with 'when you say them' ' what the where doing', and 'marks out of ten for place spotted'.

Competitions as well, everyone likes a free thing or two Very Happy you could give away neil's socks as worn on stage
Gibbo

Creepy. Would be a bit easy for us though wouldn't it. "I saw Neil the other day! He was meeting me at the pub!"
Dave

I saw Conor last night, he never shut his curtains properly
Dave

Include this picture somewhere
It's almost as brilliant as that Loans Direct advert with that tightrope-walking prick who can act as well as a dead cat in a canoe

James

Wow, that is nearly as good as that advert...nearly. You just need that 'doo du doo' as he puts his hand on the bar once he's done the tight rope and you've cracked it
Louis

Dave wrote:
Include this picture somewhere
It's almost as brilliant as that Loans Direct advert with that tightrope-walking prick who can act as well as a dead cat in a canoe



thats great Cool
Dave

I take it you like seeing pictures of men holding their big balls
Dave

You should also put more details for the gigs, I can never remember them by the date alone so you should put more info for each one- and pictures
James

You should have an 'ask aunty neil' section, or 'ask uncle dave', that would be great - he'd be like a confessional
Dave

James wrote:
You should have an 'ask aunty neil' section, or 'ask uncle dave', that would be great - he'd be like a confessional


I hope I haven't been roped into something here
I thought you were doin the site up, neil, when's it gonna be done?
Louis

yeah, taking your time arent you
James

Yeah, your all crap....only messin, but get the site done, now
Major Neil

its all my fault coz i was meant 2 have done a biog and stuff by now but then uni started and it all went mad and then printer went mad and said im not gona print for u motherfucker and pulled a gun on me and now i seem to have misplaces my nostrils.
EmmersoN

Major Neil wrote:
its all my fault coz i was meant 2 have done a biog and stuff by now but then uni started and it all went mad and then printer went mad and said im not gona print for u motherfucker and pulled a gun on me and now i seem to have misplaces my nostrils.


I told you not to buy that Homicidal Printer!! (hahaha I just noticed thats HP)

Your nostrils are oops upside your head, on ur face
James

You should have a puzzles page - like a major major crossword!

And also, '10 things you didn't know about Major Major'
Ditajane

heres a starter for the puzzle page
oh 2753 it its being slow
make it your selves!
also a chat room would be fun. i doubt any one would be in it at the same time though

www.flash-gear.com
Dave

'10 things you didn't know about Major Major'

1- Their real surnames are Tonto, Blankwad, Skinflab and Fwap
2- They used to be called Master Marmaduke and the Electric Pickle-Cats
3- If all their favourite colours were blended into one it would be blue
4- They're all allergic to gooseberries
6- They're afraid of the number 5
7- Their combined height is 5'8"
8- Them confuses sentence this
9- They helped create the word 'abominable'
10- They are 91% calcium nitrate
EmmersoN

Dave wrote:
'10 things you didn't know about Major Major'

1- Their real surnames are Tonto, Blankwad, Skinflab and Fwap
2- They used to be called Master Marmaduke and the Electric Pickle-Cats
3- If all their favourite colours were blended into one it would be blue
4- They're all allergic to gooseberries
6- They're afraid of the number 5
7- Their combined height is 5'8"
8- Them confuses sentence this
9- They helped create the word 'abominable'
10- They are 91% calcium nitrate


lol


I like it but neils real last name is 'Features'! (and his real first name is 'Arse' - so he tells me at least)

As a seriously suggestion you should put a link to ur myspace thing on the homepage cuz then people who dont use Internet Explorer can listen to the ep and stuff (more easily)
Elgi the Woo

Does he tell you that when you hold eachother tight, late at night, Nathan?
Dave

No he only told him once, it was his chat-up line
EmmersoN

it worked
James

Getting back to the thread (after David changed the subject - his mission in life!), I think you should have a mailing list thingy on your homepage. Sure you can rip off someone elses site, so that all visitors can know about your up and coming gigs, any news like when the babys due etc
Major Neil

Wow we have took a long time to do the website due to the website being down etc but I can assure you all it will begin its wonderful transformation within the next week!! woot!

All of your ideas have been carefully considered written down burned and regurgitated through the digestive system of an echidna coz it turns out they were quite good ideas after all!

Things on agenda:
~Site Layout and cool new design
~New Biog and possible fact file on each member of the band
~a mystery surprise thingy(think bricks and bright colours!)
~and loads of other stuff including more photos of the gorgeous profiles of Major Major and Major Major on the road!
Dave

With all the talk about this new site I'm expecting it to be the greatest website since Guess-the-Revel.com
Gibbo

The multi-coloured brick game better be Tetris and not Guess The Colour Of The Brick. Fucking Nintendo, that game was a total waste of money
James

so any news on tha new site yet?
Major Neil

nearly done now!! Very Happy
Louis

cool
Liam, Major Major drummer

on the new website can we change the fact that it says 106 instead of 2006 on the gigs page
EmmersoN

i love it already
Conor Major Major

It doesn't say 106 does it?
Gibbo

Yep. And 105 instead of 2005
Louis

EmmersoN wrote:
i love it already


have you had a sneak preview?
Conor Major Major

It doesn't on mine
Louis

Is the new website up?
EmmersoN

it does on firefox

http://img370.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1065ax.png

(and if your wondering why I am using Linux as my Operating System its cuz im on uni pcs, though you probably weren't!)

Louis wrote:
have you had a sneak preview?


my commment was in respsonse to:

Liam wrote:

on the new website can we change the fact that it says 106 instead of 2006 on the gigs page


which I now realiase was a poorly punctuated question, and not actually a statement that they can change it Embarassed
Liam, Major Major drummer

Liam wrote:

on the new website can we change the fact that it says 106 instead of 2006 on the gigs page


which I now realiase was a poorly punctuated question, and not actually a statement that they can change it Embarassed[/quote]

what doues all of ^this^ mean?
James

any news on website yet?
KATEYxRATEY

=]
jamie

such...poetry...maaan
Ben1

KATEYxRATEY wrote:
I say lots of pictures Wink
of you guys having sum fantastic gay? fun!
and of you guys doing naughty stuff....
BRING BACK THE KILT!!!!
=)
Liam, Major Major drummer

^^^^^^^^??
thanks ben then
Dave

A good idea for the new website would be to actually make a new website
James

thats not a bad idea for a new website!
Liam, Major Major drummer

then you will be happy to know that i have taken over the last parts of finishing the website and should have it done pretty soon. (note no rediculus promises or ludacriss time scales mentioned in this post)
jamie

very politic.
major_james

When you go to the link that emmerson gave on the last page, scroll down to the bottom and red the fake MSN style advert, its the fuinniest thing ive ever seen.

I think its for a dating service.
jamie

counterfeit net voyeurism turns me on.
EmmersoN

major_james wrote:
When you go to the link that emmerson gave on the last page, scroll down to the bottom and red the fake MSN style advert, its the fuinniest thing ive ever seen.

I think its for a dating service.


HAHA that advert is amazing

It going in my signature
EmmersoN

Oh by the way i fixed ur signature james!
Ben1

Ben1 wrote:
KATEYxRATEY wrote:
I say lots of pictures Wink
of you guys having sum fantastic gay? fun!
and of you guys doing naughty stuff....
BRING BACK THE KILT!!!!
=)


hmmmm
Liam, Major Major drummer

Ben1 wrote:
Ben1 wrote:
KATEYxRATEY wrote:
I say lots of pictures Wink
of you guys having sum fantastic gay? fun!
and of you guys doing naughty stuff....
BRING BACK THE KILT!!!!
=)


hmmmm


mhhhh
SteveEnglish

I say it would be nice if you added a few new songs..unless you plan on stopping by the US anytime soon and playing a show.
a new website sounds cool though i am looking forward to it.
Ditajane

Liam, Major Major drummer wrote:
Ben1 wrote:
Ben1 wrote:
KATEYxRATEY wrote:
I say lots of pictures Wink
of you guys having sum fantastic gay? fun!
and of you guys doing naughty stuff....
BRING BACK THE KILT!!!!
=)


hmmmm


mhhhh

eeeeee katey?!?!?!?!?!?! my lovely katey? lol calm down lovie lol
Major Neil

at last website is just about done!! hopefully emmerson can confirm that it will be up either l8r today or tomorrow properly??!!
Conor Major Major

When it is done i think it warrants a new thread
EmmersoN

I've got up late again so it will probably be tomorrow!
Conor Major Major

Liam, Major Major drummer wrote:
then you will be happy to know that i have taken over the last parts of finishing the website and should have it done pretty soon. (note no rediculus promises or ludacriss time scales mentioned in this post)


Haha. This didn't happen
Louis

have you fixed those links yet that led to the wrong thing?
EmmersoN

Oh yeah thats all fixed... its was 'cause I called "Video" "Videos"
Louis

ah! easy mistake to make
Liam, Major Major drummer

Conor Major Major wrote:
Liam, Major Major drummer wrote:
then you will be happy to know that i have taken over the last parts of finishing the website and should have it done pretty soon. (note no rediculus promises or ludacriss time scales mentioned in this post)


Haha. This didn't happen


Major Neil wrote:
Wow we have took a long time to do the website due to the website being down etc but I can assure you all it will begin its wonderful transformation within the next week!! woot!
[/b]


neither did this. at least i didnt say it will be done in a week, or even the more recent claim of a day.
Conor Major Major

It will be done last month!
hayls

EmmersoN wrote:
Oh yeah thats all fixed... its was 'cause I called "Video" "Videos"



so if its done are you sendin me the link thing or wot emmers???
lol
Ben1

Why don't you repeat gigs in the past gigs section to make yourselves look better
Dave

Why don't you put some fucking photos on the site?

(and I don't mean photos of fucking, that would just repel your teeny bopper audience)
Conor Major Major

Yeah EmmersoN
Louis

photo, photo!
EmmersoN

oh why wont you just forget about the photos!!
Louis

coz we luv da photos
EmmersoN

you are all gay
James

i gotta idea for the website....
James

JakeTheMasterOfDance

That was amazing, I'm listening to the podcasts, something about 2006downloadfestival Smile

Its pretty funny, though I think it would be funnier if they did interviews with other people.

Like Gerry from Gerry and the Pacemakers.
Liam, Major Major drummer

that would be good but jerry cant come within 100ft of conor or nil these days for leagal resons.
JakeTheMasterOfDance

"It all depends on your point of view."

That had no relevence whatsoever.

ANYWAYZ, how aboutJUSTthe Pacemakers themselves.
Conor Major Major

Yeah, we could just interview people with pacemakers. I would like the next podcast to be more musically related

But even so

PHOTOS!!!
JakeTheMasterOfDance

Nah, interviewing people with pacemakers is a waste of time, you might aswell be interviewing a microwave.

Or a man with a microwave inside his chest.
OR A WOMAN. Politically correct right there.

A life saving microwave.

I'd love to meet a life saving microwave.
Dave

You take a long time to say nothing
JakeTheMasterOfDance

I do.
See there, i just overlooked the idea and completely didn't.

Shit I did it again =[
Liam, Major Major drummer

YOUR WASTEING MY EYES

on another note arnt eyes round

but that has no relevence to the first thing i said

apart from the fact its about eyes

arghghghgahgrahgrhgahrghagrhg!!!!!
JakeTheMasterOfDance

I reckons you should put tabs up for songs.

I want to learn popsong =[
Louis

rub and figure it out!

Im teaching myself the solo to money by pink floyd from listening to it

or if not, just ask emmerson to put the tab up
EmmersoN

Code:
E                                   
B –9-x-9^10-9^10--9^10^9             
G –9-x-9^---9^11-------- 9^11^9       
D –9-x-9^11---------------------9^11^9
A 7                                 
E 0                                 


that should do it!
Louis

see, sorted
Dave

Oh you fucking did that quickly enough! I notice there are still no photos, things like this really disappoint new visitors to the site, Emmers is the sole reason that Major Major haven't sold a billion albums yet
EmmersoN

The photos are coming soon
Major Neil

EmmersoN wrote:
Code:
E                                   
B –9-x-9^10-9^10--9^10^9             
G –9-x-9^---9^11-------- 9^11^9       
D –9-x-9^11---------------------9^11^9
A 7                                 
E 0                                 


that should do it!


haha nice!! how did you get that sooo accurate emmerson? Wink
Louis

well he did teach you how to play the riff Razz
EmmersoN

he wrote that tab actually! it was a copy and paste from the file he made
Conor Major Major

You shouldn't give away your secrets

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