EmmersoN
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Major Major UnitsIn an MSN conversation myself and major neil decided that the metric SI units have had there time and the world is clearly waiting for something new
So we propose the following new MajorMajorian Units... we expected them to be globally adopted within the next 48 hours
Speed
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45mph=conors bike speed
100mph=neils finger speed (according to neil)
1000mph=neils finger speed (according to me) (ok thats an ambiguous unit for now)
Time/Dates
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2 seconds = time required for neil to break 2 strings
18.5 second = pop song intro
temorary insanity = 2.5 minutes
temporary insanity writing time = a quater of an hour
3 weeks = song writing time
1 year=major major era
2years=vagrants era
start = march 2005
Temperature
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60 degrees C = major neils body temperature when on stage
Percentage
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100% = major james gayness level
Sound Level
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60 dB = neils hearing threshold
Length
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1 metre= liams hair
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ADD MORE YOU BASTARDS SO WE DONT LOOK WEIRD!!
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Louis
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what a weird conversation to have 
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Louis
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EmmersoN
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shut up shut up shut up
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Louis
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tee hee
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EmmersoN
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Yer it kinda just happened lol. its a weird conversation by major neil standards... it however isnt at all by dave standards
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Louis
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haha, tis true
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Dave
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Don't drag me into your twisted scientific mind, Mathsboy
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EmmersoN
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haha sorry about that dave... think of more majormajorian units damn it!
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Dave
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Now now, I'm studying Bullshitology and your primary flaw is that you haven't named the units so that we can't start going around saying "There is a half Gaymes increase in crime in Norfolk"
Gayme = major james' gayness level = 50%
It's common sense really
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Liam, Major Major drummer
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Re: Major Major Units | EmmersoN wrote: | | start = march 2005 |
i like this one
we should change march into majarch and fix it as the first month and this major year (or majear) as majear 0.
this majarch will majear 1
all majears before shal be bmm1, (majarch 2004-majarch2005) and bmm2, (majarch 2003- majarch 2004)
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Conor Major Major
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Re: Major Major Units | EmmersoN wrote: |
45mph=conors bike speed |
Bit generous there!
I think I should change all them in the secret words thing!!!
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Liam, Major Major drummer
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oooooooh good idea
dont tell anyone though
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Conor Major Major
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OK. I won't tell anyone on this forum.
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Liam, Major Major drummer
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Good cos there the worst. i fuckin hate the lot of them BASTARDS!
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