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| Gibbo |
Louis's other bandNot many people know that not only does Louis play guitar in Unnamed Band #345, he also plays bass for our as-of-yet-also-unnamed band:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/Bhs_2004/DSC00148.jpg He's two-timing his band! |
| Conor Major Major |
How does he play bass with no arms? |
| Gibbo |
I pray to God with his teeth and his feet, otherwise we'll never get a TV slot before 11pm |
| Dave |
No he keeps his arms in a binbag, then attaches them for practice/gigs/photo shoots |
| Gibbo |
Lies! I know he secretly lends them to you, Dave! That explains why Joel McNotreal of The Guardian said "the drumming is exceptional, it's almost as though the band's drummer, Dagenham Digital Dave, has four arms!" |
| Dave |
If anything happens to me we should get in this guy, he doesn't need to detach people's arms, he really does have four! He's my god!
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| Louis |
well i have to keep my options open |
| EmmersoN |
haha dave looks happy on that photo! |
| Dave |
Who said I look angry? I'm smiling more than the rest of you bastards |
| Louis |
yeah but we have the "we're on an album cover look into the near distance" look about us, you just look pissed off |
| Louis |
this one is a better album cover though, mainly coz im looking straight at the camera. |
| Tracey |
well frankly louis i am shocked and apalled that u would band cheat!!!
and gibbo.....as manager of this band i am very disappointed in you....i told u not to release that photograph until i had sorted out the right publicity!!!! u fool!!! |
| Dave |
We do have the right publicity, I sent it in to Dick and Dom last night |
| Tracey |
great!! they were next on my list after fern and philip, des and mel, cannon and ball, zig and zig and the cast of byker grove |
| Gibbo |
The previous photo is for when Louis, Dave and myself break off and form a hard-rocking Beatles-influenced trio. The album will be called "Tales From A Suburban Train Journey" and feature such great songs as "Where The Doors Have Teeth", "Minty Fortress Of Solitude" and the unforgettable "Standing Since Warrington" |
| Dave |
Haha, don't forget the 23 minute long dreamy keyboard solo, "The Bag of my Mind Has Fell on the Line" |
| Tracey |
i can almost see u picking up the best album and best single awards now.......................... |
| Liam, Major Major drummer |
what awards is this best album and single about a train jurney by a hard-rocking Beatles-influenced trio? |
| Tracey |
duh!! obviously!!! |
| Dave |
Now we just need to wait for the royalties to roll in
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| Gibbo |
It's one hell of a concept album. I've just thought up a song name to fit the picture: "Q Isn't Actually That Interesting When You've Read It For The Thousandth Time" |