Scratch-n-sniff
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Have you ever felt another man's balls?be honest now...
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Dave
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I'm going to be boring and say a very heterosexual 'no'
When did you feel another bloke's two veg That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P? This sounds like a story and a half
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Scratch-n-sniff
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after the stroies i heard last night there are some people on this forum that need to come clean
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Dave
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Hahahahaha I wondered who you meant then. I couldn't possibly comment but anyone who wants to grope another man's genitalia needs to seriously question his choice of lifestyle
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EmmersoN
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Hahaha this thread is quite hilarious!
I also have to go with no I haven't.
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Elgi the Woo
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This thread only works assuming that all users of the Major Major forum are male. Otherwise it is just silly!
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J4K1NATOR
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Am I gay for clicking on this thread?
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Dave
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You'd be gay for not clicking on this thread as it'd mean you'd be too ashamed to share your story
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J4K1NATOR
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You never misses a trick do you Dave?
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Gibbo
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Yes, by clicking on this thread, you have caught The Gay. Fear it!!
I would also be interested to know who on this forum has been known to fondle men's balls, especially if they happened to be members of Major Major.
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Dave
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It's kind of funny the way the prime suspect doesn't appear to have been on the forum since the birth of this thread
Odd, very odd
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J4K1NATOR
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I'd like to catch a gay. it'd give me reason to use a hunting rifle, buy a whip, wear a cork expedition hat and lay several bear traps.
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Liam, Major Major drummer
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| Dave wrote: | It's kind of funny the way the prime suspect doesn't appear to have been on the forum since the birth of this thread
Odd, very odd |
i immidiatly asume your talking about neil?
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Major Neil
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why me? I am the victim here?
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Dave
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No it's not Neil, I thought everyone knew about this? It's someone else who normally visits the forum but appears to have curiously been absent for a few days now
I don't know how much longer I can go before it gets ridiculously obvious
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EmmersoN
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Neil is mostly the victim but he cant be complete excused of offence
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Liam, Major Major drummer
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who then
come clean!
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Louis
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fine, it was me, But neil did have his jeans on so it wasnt like i actually felt them. but i was drunk and neil provoked me apparantly by annoying me so i lifted him off the floor, yet i dunno where i got the strength from, and i dunno what dave's saying about me not being on the forum the past few days, ive just ignored this thread.
reading that back doesnt make it look any better at all
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Gibbo
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Yes, to be fair it appears to have been through-clothes fondling, but it begs the question... just what did it feel like?
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Dave
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| Louis wrote: | | But neil did have his jeans on so it wasnt like i actually felt them. |
You sound regretful
If anyone asks, you were checking for lumps
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Liam, Major Major drummer
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and he found 2 massive ones
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Scratch-n-sniff
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i think i may whip something up for the paint awards thread with that in mind
LOUIS, what did neil say in order for you to validate lifting him up by the balls?
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StinkyP
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| Monty Pythons biggest Fan!! wrote: | | LOUIS, what did neil say in order for you to validate lifting him up by the balls? |
"Go on. It's like I've robbed a grocer's."
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Dave
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That should be said more often- as a chat-up line, at a job interview, in the maternity ward etc
Have you ever felt another man's eyeballs?
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