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Scratch-n-sniff

Funniest thing I've heard in ages...

Quoting Stepen Tweddle when asked whats the worst anyone's every pronounced/spelt "Tweddle"

lol...its not exactly a mis-pronunciation of my last name..but newayz.
I went camping one time and they put a ticket on the window of your car..kinda like a receipt. So when the lady asked for my name i said exactly this.." Stephen Tweddle...with a PH, to let her kno that STEPHEN wasn't spelt with a V"...she printed my receipt and it said...
" STEVEN PHWIDDLE" lmao
Liam, Major Major drummer

ha
thats funny

people are always getting my surname wrong

doobie dobee dolby

thers not even a fucking l in my name

stupid suround sound
Scratch-n-sniff

guy in my x-g.fs halls last name was dolby, i called him cassette man, I'm so witty!
Louis

shouldve called him "surround sound"
Scratch-n-sniff

damnit man, I'm not that witty!
Louis

sorry
Liam, Major Major drummer

i remember onece me and my dad were both skittin someone and we were standing on different sides of said person and he went "oooh im bein skiited in dolby suround sound" an i fliped on him and said no in a big voice.
Scratch-n-sniff

pardon my ignorance but what is skittin?
EmmersoN

haha must be a scouse phrase Confused

means like taking the piss/teasing or whatever
Scratch-n-sniff

I'll put it in my scouse dictionary
Major Neil

you really didn't know what skitting meant?
Gibbo

It's a pretty regional word I guess. The worst my name was ever spelled was Gibcon which isn't so bad.
Dave

Mine always ends up as Lofthouse which is understandable but my Dad once received a letter addressed to Mr Softus although in this case I guess they were just taking the piss

Or "skitting" him (did I say that right?)
Louis

ive had letters saying mr copper Sad
Dave

Maybe it was this feller's mail

Major Neil

when applying for the home office i got letters sent with Mr Andrew Owen on and Mrs Neil Owen on. NOT EVEN A SPELLING MISTAKE!! JUST BLOODY WRONG!!
Dave

Haha there's probably some biting satirical remark just waiting to be made but I don't know what it is
Liam, Major Major drummer

Gibbo wrote:
The worst my name was ever spelled was Gibcon which isn't so bad.


Gibcon sounds like a transformer. you should change your name to gibcon. i would respect you forever.
Scratch-n-sniff

Major Neil wrote:
you really didn't know what skitting meant?


No! Yam yam!
Liam, Major Major drummer

what would you call it in the midlands then?

also see taking the micky
ribbing
and having a giraffe
Scratch-n-sniff

probably "dissing" but thats purley because I am half afro-carribean
Liam, Major Major drummer

dont put yourself down

your half white
Scratch-n-sniff

lol. Seriously I'd say ribbing or taking the piss (not in front of my nan tho, she hates the word ribbing!)

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