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[Liam, Major Major drummer]

liam is the youngest person to have climed the channel 4

[Dave]

Liam actually wears a mask to prevent us all knowing that he is in fact Chewbacca

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

dave is the insparation for the isle of mans flag

[Scratch-n-sniff]

liam is gay, sorry my revision is making my brain fry so thats the best ive got

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

sambo is boss at this game
but no thanks for tring

(although its fake so waht i really mean is, oh you get it by now)

[Dave]

Liam owns all the ten pence coins in Britain

[Scratch-n-sniff]

dave is the only species of badger yet to be discovered

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

sams beard is polystyrine covered in marmite

[Scratch-n-sniff]

liam only drives giant lesley on tuesdays around 6ish

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

sams head is perfectly round

[Scratch-n-sniff]

liam is the only person who participates in this thread

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P hates the world so much he once tried to jump off

[Dave]

Liam is fully aware that the amount of people who have been on this thread is four

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

dave means bringer of chicken and cow custard in ammerican

[Major Neil]

Liam has hooves for feet

[JakeTheMasterOfDance]

Neils knob is 20 foot long and is named after a communist leader who lead the vietminh, Ho Chi Mihn.

[Dave]

Jake received his dance degree from the Mayor of Leeds

[J4K1NATOR]

Dave starred as every single character in St. Trinians

[Dave]

The numbers in the name of the person above me actually make it easier to say his name

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

dave rhymes with orange

[Scratch-n-sniff]

liam is a wizard at backgammon

[Major Neil]

if you scratch That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P, he smells of binbags

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

neil cant stant the heat and therfore should get out of the bathroom

[Dave]

Liam is responsible for Hurricane Katrina

[Major Neil]

Dave calls his willy sir shlong of brambles-on-sea

[Scratch-n-sniff]

neil penis size means he cannot even fornicate with a horse

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P loves the python

[J4K1NATOR]

Liam wasn't born, he fell from the sky.

[Dave]

J4K1NATOR is named after squares in Battleships

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

dave wrote the bible

[J4K1NATOR]

liam is the boy who cried 'wolf'

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

j4k is the basis for thr character in the robin williams film jack

[J4K1NATOR]

liam controls all traffic lights everywhere without knowing it.

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

j4k killed diana

[Louis]

Liam can bullseye wamp rats in his T-16

[J4K1NATOR]

louis can convince anyone that he is their mother

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

j4ak1nators feet zipp off

[Dave]

Liam is technically more lobster than man

[Scratch-n-sniff]

david had a shit birthday night out yday

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

sams head can revolve 420 degrees clockwise but only 24 anticlockwise

[Dave]

Liam has a violent fear of mittens

[J4K1NATOR]

Dave has a bar-code on the sole of his left foot

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

j4kinator is named after the thunder god thor

[Scratch-n-sniff]

liam knows every single reference number of the hornby train series...oh no wait.....

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P wishes for a bigger chin

[Dave]

Liam's secret sexual fantasy is to look at a load of charts that don't have any words or numbers on them and guess what they mean

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

dave dosent know what he is talking about

[Dave]

Liam does

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

dave isnt confusing me
but he was the first man to climb a lighthouse

[Dave]

Liam was the tenth person on Earth to visit Angola

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

dave can barr like a sheep

[Louis]

liam can tweet like a bird

[J4K1NATOR]

dogs can speak like louis

[Dave]

Jakinator loves Little Miss Jocelyn and wants to marry her

[J4K1NATOR]

Toasters were first invented when Dave wanted some toast.

[Major Neil]

the person above has a birthmark the same shape as a thingy on his left bum cheek

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

neil is 100% cotton

[Dave]

Liam has nine livers

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

dave can only turn left

[J4K1NATOR]

Liams fingers are longer than his arms

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

j4k1 can only count to 7,593,954,092,674,649,867,942,837,232,347,280,327.1

[J4K1NATOR]

Liam sees Lemons differently to us.

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

j4k is taller than you would think

[Dave]

Liam is addicted to moths

[J4K1NATOR]

Dave has the vision of a kaleidoscope

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

j4k can see over trees but not shrubs

[J4K1NATOR]

Liam's legs are 2D

[Scratch-n-sniff]

the jakinator DOESNT have an obsession with liams legs

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

sa.m is on fire!!!

[J4K1NATOR]

Liam's job is to write Shrove Tuesday on every single calendar.

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

j4k cant look up

[J4K1NATOR]

Liam has witnessed the creation of the universe, but accidentally taped over it.

[Scratch-n-sniff]

the jakinator can spell every single word backwards except Anthropus

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

sa.ms penis is not at all disturbing

[Scratch-n-sniff]

liam loves hattons so much he's changed his last name to Hatton

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

sa.ms practical chair based jokes are hillarious

[Dave]

Liam can turn his elbows inside out but only during months that have an S in their names

[Scratch-n-sniff]

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

sams beard grows from the tips not the folicles

[J4K1NATOR]

The vet told me that Liam needs at least two walks a day

[Scratch-n-sniff]

the jakinator has hemeroides in his ear

[J4K1NATOR]

That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P neva went through puberty, he just crawled through a big hairy tunnel

[Dave]

Jakinator has shoulders made of pastrami

[Louis]

Dave has bottled the sound of the buzz of bees and sold it

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

louis is a mixture of smoke and mirrors

[Scratch-n-sniff]

liam is neil patrick harris

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

scratch and see

[Dave]

Liam is the Olsen twins

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

dave = M c 2

[J4K1NATOR]

Liam has his entire family tree tattooed underneath his eyelids.

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

j4k's ava.tar is based on the origional sketches for the mona liza

[Dave]

Liam is the 'they' in 'that's what they say'

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

dave can say hello in chimp

[Scratch-n-sniff]

someones been watching harry hill

Liam has a tortoise cam attatched to his head

[Dave]

S.am likes having that dot in his name

[J4K1NATOR]

There is a second bonus disc that comes with Dave that includes the 'making of' and an interview with the cast and crew.

[Dave]

Jakinator is completely hologrammatic

[Scratch-n-sniff]

dave can talk to dolphines, bats, whales but only through fart noises

[Liam, Major Major drummer]

sa.ms anus is the wrong way round