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| Scratch-n-sniff |
Facial Hair ThreadOk as some of you might have seen friday I now have a blank canvas on my face, your ideas and suggestions for the next phase of my facial hair would be greatly appreciated. |
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| Dave |
Go through a phase of evil bastards, obviously start with Hitler first then expand it out into a Stalin and then on to a full Rasputin | ||
| Louis |
brilliant! do that! 
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| Scratch-n-sniff |
Well it will surely start off with a hitler then Pinochet then move on to stalin
and then maybe onto this? 
I don't know how to do an Idi Amim, maybe a full face beard? 
Rasputin would be the ultimate conquest 
Or maybe Ivan the Terrible 
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| Liam, Major Major drummer |
you should have ming the merceless in there somewhere, fading to early 90's georgre michael. | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
not forgetting osama! | ||
| StinkyP |
This whole post makes people like me who can't grow facial hair very jealous.
I'd kill for this:
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| Liam, Major Major drummer |
agreed.
id kill for this A BEARD infact "hey That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P come over here, near this knife!" |
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| Scratch-n-sniff |
Ever heard of king edward potatoes? | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
BEARD watch with Beard Oddy
Growing an underbeard, clean shaven on cheeks with sideburns joining at the chin and facial hair on neck, stubble is back at the mo, so should be business as usual by next week. |
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| Dave |
An underbeard? Won't that just end up looking like a dirty neck? | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
I had one when i started uni but before i met u lot, maybe neil remembers? | ||
| Major Neil |
im sorry i dont, maybe i just thought u had a dirty neck!?
I have shaved all my facial hair off and i am starting again.should only take about 2 weeks. I look about 10 again. It hurt and i had a rash for four hours! ouch!! |
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| Scratch-n-sniff |
thats what aftershaves for | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
This is my mate nick's, obviously mine will be more controlled
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| Scratch-n-sniff |
This is mine, ahh a classic picture of freshers week.
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| Liam, Major Major drummer |
thats not a beard its just a continuation of hair thats been permed. | ||
| Dave |
I can't see that picture but I assume it looks like a member of the Amish | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
It's also joined to my back hair |
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| Liam, Major Major drummer |
eurgh! | ||
| Dave |
Are you looking at the picture of Chewbacca? |
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| Scratch-n-sniff |
thats not a bad idea | ||
| Dave |
I don't really have a problem with growing facial hair all except the bit where the moustache would connect to the beard if I grew it more, for some reason that tiny micrometre of flesh is always bald
I blame radiation, my one true foe |
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| Scratch-n-sniff |
I used nuclear radiation to grow mine, just the right amount will cause it to mutate and expand, too much will cause it to fall out.
Stick some potatoes in with some uranium-238 and rub it on your face, that'll sort it. |
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| Scratch-n-sniff |
Underbeard was getting itchy so I've gone for this
Give it a week and it should be a bit thicker |
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| Scratch-n-sniff |
new beard! more photo's soon! | ||
| Major Neil |
my beard is coming along nicely also.
the bit that dave mentioned <the joining beard to tache bit> has finally grown out as i had the same problem. u just have 2 be patient dave. go through the horrible looking tramp beard stage and then you will return on the other side with a handsome rogue beard! |
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| Scratch-n-sniff |
yes the key is grow it then shave it then grow it again and shave it again, keep doing it until your satisfied | ||
| Liam, Major Major drummer |
im stuck on stage one of that plan | ||
| Dave |
There's some advice you won't hear coming from a wise old sensei on a samurai film |
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| Scratch-n-sniff |
Behold...the ultimate pog! Actually no its a new beard. And I've stroked some beards in my time and I have to say this is by far the best beard I've ever stroked
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| Major Neil |
bom chicka wah wah!! | ||
| Dave |
I had a shave this morning, now I'm smoother than cling film | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
i had a dream last night about a potentially revolutionary beard like the handlebar zip line beard i had at xmas, only this one will be far more bold than before, it should be ready for the camden gig... | ||
| Louis |
intriguing | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
its touch and go atm, got the long stubble in place, it just needs reshaping and trimming then should be ready 
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| Dave |
I normally have better dreams | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
bah its still not long enough, i need some potatos...stat! | ||
| Gibbo |
And anticipate some sex to make it grow more quickly | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
well my x-g.f may be going to the gig so thats already in place...be it a shot of one in a million, thats still a chance according to laws of statistics...wow no wonder she dumped me | ||
| Dave |
Hahaha, I'll book you a hooker | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
oo were not too far from soho aswell | ||
| Dave |
It's funny how I haven't written anything on this thread since I actually got facial hair but that's only because it looks like I'm homeless. The only comfort is that it doesn't look as bad as Jonathan Ross the Laughing Cavalier
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| Scratch-n-sniff |
i cant see anything! | ||
| Louis |
yeah theres nothing there | ||
| Dave |
I beg to differ, you all just have feeble computers | ||
| Dave |
I have perfected the Mr Twit method of never going hungry, right now I am storing a Spanish omelette in my beard | ||
| Liam, Major Major drummer |
thanks for the monthly updade dave | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
bastardo's
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7118888.stm |
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| Liam, Major Major drummer |
ha
i win for once |
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| Major Neil |
I am bored in work, and I am thinking about facial hair. i am thinking of shaving it clean and starting again...
Interested? no neither am I! |
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| Liam, Major Major drummer |
get a blessed | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
I've started again, except im going full hog and growing an all over beard, this will take the dedication of not having a shave until i get back from my holiday in september, predictions please...
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| Dave |
He looks like an Ent | ||
| Liam, Major Major drummer |
hes trapped one in his beard | ||
| Dave |
If you look at the end of one of his chin-hairs, it's difficult to wonder how long ago that broke through his skin, my guess is in centuries
In other news, I am still bearded |
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| Major Neil |
I reckon you should do a close but not clean shave Dave! Get some hunk stubble going on. Bagsy copyrighting the phrase hunk stubble | ||
| Liam, Major Major drummer |
you can have it. | ||
| Dave |
Hunk Stubble sounds like the hero in a cheap 80s film | ||
| Liam, Major Major drummer |
hunk stubble is the poor mans devils dandruff | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
ive gone for designer stubble but now i look like a designer on crack | ||
| Dave |
I can't find my beard trimmer doodad so my face is looking increasingly like I stick pubic hair to it | ||