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| Conor Major Major |
Better than a stripperHello. Me and Neil and Liam were recently in the Symphony when a "private party" was going on upstairs. I felt slightly left out but wasn't too bothered. I'm sure they wern't having a very good time. Anyway all of a sudden two strippers walked in and went upstairs. Then all i heard was a lot of cheering and hooting as I assume the girls took their clothes off - probably to support their drug habits. Then I got thinking. It would be brilliant to have a stripper at your party. But it would be even better to have a dwarf! I found this website and you can search by height or talent. Some of them ride little motorbikes! There are some good pictures toowww.dwarfs4hire.com Enjoy |
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| EmmersoN |
Haha this is clearly what you want for your 21st isn't it!? | ||
| Scratch-n-sniff |
what about a stripper dwarf? | ||
| EmmersoN |
Shut up! Shut up! That was going to be a surprise 
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| StinkyP |
That 4'10 fella on the website doesn't even look dwarfish. He's just short. Cheating 2753. | ||
| StinkyP |
He's not a fucking dwarf, he's a kid! That's like saying we were all dwarfs for about 15 years. |
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| Liam, Major Major drummer |
that is the funniest thing ive read all day | ||
| Dave |
I love the way all their past professions are mostly pretty obvious (Snow White productions etc) | ||
| EmmersoN |
Haha under his talents it says "Can play younger child roles (7-10)" ... that would be because he is 7-10 then... They have all been in harry potter as well apparently... I dont remember seeing many dwarfs when I last watched it... although that was a while ago and I wasn't looking for them. Conor would of been looking out for them no doubt, he'll correct me! |
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| J4K1NATOR |
this topic raises the thought that Conor has an odd bond with the anotomically incorrect, but by no means should that mean i'm not green with envy because i didn't find that outlandish website sooner.
also i'm fourteen and am not a short one. if anyone's interested you can work out your body mass index like so; mass (kg) divided by your squared height (metres). if the result is greater than 35 or less than 18.5 you've got "serious health issues." this does not work on under eighteens, dwarfs or athletes. |
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| Conor Major Major |
I'd love a stripping dwarf to entertain me at a party. It would be great. And yes Jack, I do love dwarves. Dial M for Midget! | ||
| Liam, Major Major drummer |
hm hm hm hm | ||