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Alphabet Swear GameIt's hardly a game, but makes it sound more fun. we start with "a" and go through the alphabet putting a swear/rude word that starts with that letter. when we get to the end of the alphabet, we start all over again. put a little explanation as to what they mean too!Il starts. Arse (another name for the buttocks) |
| Louis |
Bastard (an illegitimate child) |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
Cunt a nickname given to a ladies unmentionables |
| Major Neil |
Dick (another name for a love length ) |
| Dave |
Eejit- very offensive in Ireland (probably) |
| Liam, Major Major drummer |
f is for
2753 face for when you cant think of anything really nasty to say |
| Dave |
Gimp- a female pimp |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
Homosexual, u big gay! |
| Major Neil |
illegitimate child- another name for a bastard |
| Dave |
Jigger- a racist term for a black man who dances jigs |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
knob jockey, a short man who usually rides horses but in this instance he straddles a sausage |
| Dave |
LILF- Leper I'd Love to Fuck |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
mo fo! short for "more food!" |
| Liam, Major Major drummer |
N?
ni? nig? letts not go there ninny someone who is incredibly silly |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
old mans trousers! |
| Dave |
Prick- a man nobody likes
The word is derived from the first man nobody liked, who had a penis shaped like a brick |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
omfg = oh my fucking god |
| Louis |
^^^ surely Q?
Rigger -Jamaican religious black man |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
yeah I was never very good at my abc's
shit, nuff said |
| Dave |
Twat- a fat twit |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
uber nobhead |
| Dave |
Vanker- A German wanker |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
whistle snout |
| Azzar |
Zebra BASTARD Zebra.
From The Britney Swear Board On Weebl. |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
what happened to xex, sex with xtra naughtyness |
| Azzar |
i think i should hang my head i shame,
Y ellow haired toss moutain |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
zz top, basically taboo in the ukraine |
| Azzar |
AA Batteries That Are Used For Annoying Machines That Swear |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
BASTARD |
| Major Neil |
cum guzzler - one who guzzles cum |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
dyke |
| Major Neil |
evertonian |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
fridgid bitch, but some chloroform or rhypnol usually sorts that out |
| Major Neil |
Gouch- the bit between your balls/vagina and arsehole. |
| Azzar |
Hymen
http://www2.b3ta.com/buffyswear/ |
| Dave |
Id*ot |
| Azzar |
J IZZ[/code] |
| Dave |
Krap- a lower rank in the Ku Klux Klan |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
Lick my balls |
| Major Neil |
munger (look this up!) |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
nackers, with a silent k |
| Dave |
Orifice- A prostitutes working area |
| Louis |
pricksnuggler, if youre a bit cold in the night, just pop this on, its like a glove |
| Dave |
Queer as folk |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
red bellend |
| Major Neil |
shit sucker |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
tit tickler |
| Dave |
Uterus Fondler |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
vulva, nuff sed |
| Major Neil |
wobble bottom |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
xxx |
| Dave |
You smell |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
zee big peniz |
| Major Neil |
arse tickler |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
front bottom |
| Major Neil |
choke on cock!! |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
I laughed out loud in the office to that one!
dick cheez |
| Dave |
Eurgh |
| Scratch-n-sniff |
fadge! |
| Dave |
Gonorrhea- like diarrhoea that's gone |
| J4K1NATOR |
Ho - any women |