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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:44 am    Post subject: The girl Reply with quote

Three tourists live at the same time entering one inn. They are to need to go to a local calling china travel.

One tourist has brought a umbrella along when going out in the morning, one has held one crosier , third has been left with nothing whatsoever then.

Having walked has been very long , they have come across a high mountain , pool , river have still  had a desert within China hotel,

Have soaked clothes with the umbrella people when coming back in the evening,the people who has no way with crosier falls quite a few muds on his body, but empty-handed person but what thing does not all have.

All very much, former two people queer , asks about third people why.

 Are you very familiar  with china tours?

 Third tourists do not answer , but ask the people who has no way with umbrella that" why you  to be soaked but not tripping and falling"?

I am very with all the pleasure in life far-sighted when "raining, hold open the umbrella walks courageously in rain , clothes are still wet being completely not few.

  he place of muddy difficult to go, does not trip and fall because of the crosier , does not start walking being very scrupulous".
 
Ask about again have no way with crosier person , his saying ": Do not have an umbrella when raining, right away, I choose the place being able to find shelter from the rain to walk or stop to have a rest.

 I have been leaning on the place of muddy difficult to go just with the crosier walking , but on the contrary have been falling ".

The empty-handed tourist bursts into hearty laughter,

Say ": Because that I choose the place being able to find shelter from the rain to walk when raining  but not because of I know Yangtze River Cruise  , in fact, I am walking carefully when the road is not good, therefore I do not strain not also falling.

  You have the advantage relying on , are not enough to be careful about carefully right away, believe have had advantage to have no problem right away, therefore having had the umbrella be soaked on the contrary , have had the crosier have tripped and fallen ".

Very good play ofChina travel, also is able to inform us of many.

A lot of moment , we are not falling over on self defect , but having put up error in the place fancying having advantage to have no problem.

Because of the defect brings to us to warn of,but, advantage lets person become delirious with joy then.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you know that 'lant' is a slang term for piss?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i did yea
i would remove all of this but conor changes the admin pasword twice a minuite and i cant crack his code
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But Liam, he's offering us trips to china and CHEAP WORLD OF WARCRAFT GOLD!
GOLD, LIAM!
GOLD!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh shit i thought it was silver
well if its only bleedin gold this must stay


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