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Gibbo · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:11 pm Post subject: Louis's other band

Not many people know that not only does Louis play guitar in Unnamed Band #345, he also plays bass for our as-of-yet-also-unnamed band:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/Bhs_2004/DSC00148.jpg

He's two-timing his band!
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Conor Major Major · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:22 pm Post subject:

How does he play bass with no arms?

Gibbo · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:35 pm Post subject:

I pray to God with his teeth and his feet, otherwise we'll never get a TV slot before 11pm
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Dave · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:21 pm Post subject:

No he keeps his arms in a binbag, then attaches them for practice/gigs/photo shoots

Gibbo · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject:

Lies! I know he secretly lends them to you, Dave! That explains why Joel McNotreal of The Guardian said "the drumming is exceptional, it's almost as though the band's drummer, Dagenham Digital Dave, has four arms!"
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Dave · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:15 pm Post subject:

If anything happens to me we should get in this guy, he doesn't need to detach people's arms, he really does have four! He's my god!

Louis · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:45 pm Post subject:

well i have to keep my options open

EmmersoN · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:55 pm Post subject:

haha dave looks happy on that photo!
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Dave · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:25 pm Post subject:

Who said I look angry? I'm smiling more than the rest of you bastards

Louis · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:38 pm Post subject:

yeah but we have the "we're on an album cover look into the near distance" look about us, you just look pissed off

Louis · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:41 pm Post subject:

this one is a better album cover though, mainly coz im looking straight at the camera.

Tracey · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:33 pm Post subject:

well frankly louis i am shocked and apalled that u would band cheat!!!

and gibbo.....as manager of this band i am very disappointed in you....i told u not to release that photograph until i had sorted out the right publicity!!!! u fool!!!

Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:41 pm Post subject:

We do have the right publicity, I sent it in to Dick and Dom last night

Tracey · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:14 am Post subject:

great!! they were next on my list after fern and philip, des and mel, cannon and ball, zig and zig and the cast of byker grove

Gibbo · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:02 pm Post subject:

The previous photo is for when Louis, Dave and myself break off and form a hard-rocking Beatles-influenced trio. The album will be called "Tales From A Suburban Train Journey" and feature such great songs as "Where The Doors Have Teeth", "Minty Fortress Of Solitude" and the unforgettable "Standing Since Warrington"

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