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I basically stole this from Mock the Week but hopefully it will work as a thread game for the increasingly re-emerging power of the forum. All you do is write an answer to absolutely anything whether it be 'fifty-six million' or 'yes but not on a Sunday' and then the person below has to think of a hi-larious question to apply it to, then they add an answer of their own for the next person etcetera etcetera

It's sort of like the Mastermind Thread but easier to work out

I'll obviously go first

Answer: He shot himself

Major Neil · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject:

kurt kobain

"yes but not on a sunday"
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Dave · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject:

Do you blink?

"It fell off"

J4K1NATOR · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:06 pm Post subject:

Why isn't the light on?

the entire chinese population

Dave · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:31 pm Post subject:

Who would you have sex with in exchange for diplomatic immunity?

Only if you turn it upside down

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:47 pm Post subject:

is that actual size?

egg wites fat and sugar

EmmersoN · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:41 am Post subject:

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:21 pm Post subject:

what is president bush's attention span? (well it is robbed from mock the week)

biscuit covered in caramell then chocolate

Dave · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:55 pm Post subject:

What is my penis actually made of?

Three and a half hours

Liam, Major Major drummer · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:30 pm Post subject:

how long does it take someon on cake to walk across the road?

a clown

Dave · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:11 pm Post subject:

What was Elvis before he became a singer?

A pint of blood

Louis · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:17 pm Post subject:

what did i cry last night?

a fray bentos anti-cake

Scratch-n-sniff · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:42 pm Post subject:

what is elevensies for Rik Waller?

about 3 and a half
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That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P

Dave · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:12 pm Post subject:

If a person lives for forty-two months without dying, how old are they?

It's the largest of its kind in the world

Scratch-n-sniff · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:46 pm Post subject:

what's so amazing about neils piles?

not much

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That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P