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Ben1 · Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:28 pm Post subject: FACTS

sort of game say a fact but make it better than the last one@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Mongolia is the largest landlocked country..... IN THE WORLD!!!
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Gibbo · Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:38 pm Post subject:

Sometimes baby sloths are so inept that they grab their own legs, believing them to be tree branches, and fall out of trees.
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Tracey · Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:58 pm Post subject:

heehee thats brilliant!!!!

if every single person in china were to jump on the spot at the same time the vibrations would be enough to knock the world off its axis

Dave · Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 7:33 pm Post subject:

if every single person in wales were to jump on the spot at the same time it still wouldn't make the news

but a proper fact is that owls are the only birds which can see blue, which means bluebirds are pretty fucked

StinkyP · Forum Dude! Joined: 02 Oct 2005 Posts: 731

It is not impossible to lick your own elbow. Fact.

Gibbo · Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:24 pm Post subject:

That's true I know two people who can do that.

90% of the bullets fired in the American War of Independence were made in France.
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Conor Major Major · Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:12 am Post subject:

Al Capone's Business card said he was a furniture dealer
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Ben1 · Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:48 am Post subject:

90% of statistics are made up on the spot
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Tracey · Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:28 pm Post subject:

5 out of 3 people cant do fractions

Tracey · Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:28 pm Post subject:

.......hang on..........

Major Neil · Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:54 pm Post subject:

hehe

if you stretch your arms out to your side like you are a windmill, the distance from finger tip to finger tip is your height!
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Gibbo · Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:56 am Post subject:

The distance between your elbow and your wrist is the exact length of your foot.
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Conor Major Major · Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:52 am Post subject:

WOW! I love this thread.
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hayls · Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:32 am Post subject:

if u get sum bread n put baking powder on it n throw it outside and a bird eats it then the bird will explode.......it has been scientifically proven!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dave · Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject:

Apparently there was this man who owned an airline, but there were massive redundancies and his only pilot was his son so he had to get a monkey to fly the plane