Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 9:40 pm Post subject: Exams and tests (and perhaps David Blaine)
I'm sure your all thinking the same thing as you read this; 'Oh that little fledgling of a boy has not yet entered the real world and is still cowering behind mother as he is threatened with yet more SATs. How he is too young to understand such adult things like tax return and the reason why David Blaine does such crap magic tricks. Oh look at me, I'm starving myself in a box for a while, and hopefully I can join the ranks of Gandalf and Jesus. Who the hell does he think he is entertaining other than shameless chavs that chuckle at the fact he had to shit in the same tube that he gets water from anyway?' or perhaps I'm just stressed by the SATs that I'm sitting this week.
Last edited by J4K1NATOR on Thu May 10, 2007 8:42 pm; edited 1 time in total
He's an utter cock and a useless idiot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h28DFZwh0DQ _________________ I was lying in a burned out basement
With the full moon in my eye
I was hoping for replacement
When the sun burst through the sky
still, hes a great magician and performs amzing tricks, eye in the hand and suicidal torture aside, he brought magic to a whole new level this century and offers something different that paul daniels couldn't literally pull out of a hat. Cock head yes, great magician yes _________________ That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P
jakinator cant read or thinks this is major major business, still it draws you to this part of the forum for a short while _________________ That cock who doesn't like Monty Python :P
Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:38 pm Post subject: sorry
Monty Pythons biggest Fan!! is wofully correct, I had obtained blindness of off a scoundralous turkish man in my travels and when I reached my computer I mashed the keyboard with elbows (among other things) and therefore had know idea which section I was writing that witty story of distress and magicians in. Sorry, embarrassing mistake on my part. I wont do it again or you can each individually pick a genus of snake for me to swallow, live.
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